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某个基督教团体买了当地报纸头版下方,用上帝留言的方式,白底黑字,一天一则地,打了10天的广告:
1. What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?
--God
我怎样才能让你留意我?是不是要在报纸上抽起一个广告? --上帝留言
2. If I gave you everything you asked for, where would you put it?
--God
如果我给你一切你所求的,你将把它放在什么地方? --上帝留言
3. If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece.In the mirror. --God
如果你认为蒙娜丽莎的微笑精彩绝伦,你应该看看我的大作,就是镜中的你!
--上帝留言
4. Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today. --God
别忘了带雨伞,今天我也许要灌溉植物! --上帝留言
5. If you missthe sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow. --God
假如你错过了我今天为你预备的日出,不要紧!我明天再为你预备一个!
--上帝留言
6. I hate rules. That's why I only made ten of them. --God
我讨厌戒条!所以我只定十条而已! --上帝留言
7. It's not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway. --God
世界末日还没到,除非是由我亲口说出来的那个日子! --上帝留言
8. Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the playpus, didn't I
--God
我当然有幽默感!我不是为了你们创造了鸭嘴兽? --上帝留言
9. How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifially recall creating you. --God
你怎会不是由我创造的?我特别记得清楚怎样创造你! --上帝留言
10. Nietzche is dead. --God
尼采已死! --上帝留言
某个基督教团体买了当地报纸头版下方,用上帝留言的方式,白底黑字,一天一则地,打了10天的广告:
1. What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?
--God
我怎样才能让你留意我?是不是要在报纸上抽起一个广告? --上帝留言
2. If I gave you everything you asked for, where would you put it?
--God
如果我给你一切你所求的,你将把它放在什么地方? --上帝留言
3. If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece.In the mirror. --God
如果你认为蒙娜丽莎的微笑精彩绝伦,你应该看看我的大作,就是镜中的你!
--上帝留言
4. Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today. --God
别忘了带雨伞,今天我也许要灌溉植物! --上帝留言
5. If you missthe sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow. --God
假如你错过了我今天为你预备的日出,不要紧!我明天再为你预备一个!
--上帝留言
6. I hate rules. That's why I only made ten of them. --God
我讨厌戒条!所以我只定十条而已! --上帝留言
7. It's not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway. --God
世界末日还没到,除非是由我亲口说出来的那个日子! --上帝留言
8. Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the playpus, didn't I
--God
我当然有幽默感!我不是为了你们创造了鸭嘴兽? --上帝留言
9. How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifially recall creating you. --God
你怎会不是由我创造的?我特别记得清楚怎样创造你! --上帝留言
10. Nietzche is dead. --God
尼采已死! --上帝留言
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